Plot to kill Kaka Bagyenda unearthed, Kandiho to get the boot.

The Ugandan public is in for shocking events after ultra secret revelations that the senile dictator Museveni is bent on eliminating Internal Security Organisation (ISO) boss Col (Rtd) Kaka Bagyenda. It has come to light that, as senile Museveni’s chief ass-licker, Obed Katureebe throws smoke bombs at Rwanda to divert attention, plans have been finalized to “deal with Kaka”. First they will boot him from … Continue reading Plot to kill Kaka Bagyenda unearthed, Kandiho to get the boot.

Senile Museveni to Kill Kaka Bagyenda; his Facebook lapdog Katureebe diverts attention!

Senile Museveni is on the verge of eliminating Kaka Bagyenda, the head of Uganda’s Internal Security Organisation (ISO). The senile buffoon’s chief ass licker, Obed Katureebe is to help him by distracting with fake stories about Rwanda while Senile Museveni finalizes his assassination plans. A high level meeting has reportedly taken place in the corridors of power, with senile Museveni personally directed the proceedings. In … Continue reading Senile Museveni to Kill Kaka Bagyenda; his Facebook lapdog Katureebe diverts attention!

Senile Museveni ass licker Katureebe becomes candidate for Butabika Mental facility

Obed Katureebe, the chief ass licker of the evil but senile Museveni, is becoming a ripe candidate for Butabika Mental Hospital. Calling himself “Rpf Gakwerere” on Facebook, Katureebe, a self-hating Munyarwanda servant of the evil dictator of the Matooke Republic is making deranged attacks on the Republican Guard of Rwanda. The yapping buffoon Katureebe should surely receive a few months help in Butabika mental facility. … Continue reading Senile Museveni ass licker Katureebe becomes candidate for Butabika Mental facility

Isolated, cancer-stricken Senile Museveni seeks comfort in mudslinging Kigali

Obed Katureebe (so-called Robert Patrick Fati Gakwerere on Facebook) chief ass licker of the senile, prostate cancer-stricken dictator of the Matooke Republic Museveni throws mud at the Rwandan head of the state. The dull-witted Katureebe, chosen by CMI to sling mud is very jealous that the President of Rwanda in February met top African football bosses. Yet his senile paymaster remains in total isolation from … Continue reading Isolated, cancer-stricken Senile Museveni seeks comfort in mudslinging Kigali

Gullible CMI loudmouth Titus Seruga peddling false information fed to him by CMI

CMI trumpet Titus Seruga aka Serubwa’s jealousy has turned into an obsession. The CMI midget has a particular issue with Volkswagen Rwanda, about which he has been posting on a daily basis, calling the venture a ‘PR’ stunt or a ‘car dealership’ just like Uganda’s Spear Motors. What his midget brain has failed to register and accept is the fact that Rwanda also has the … Continue reading Gullible CMI loudmouth Titus Seruga peddling false information fed to him by CMI